I finally divorced `Windows` soon after I fell in love with Linux. Ubuntu was my first love. I met her on `Distrowatch`. But she spoke no English. So I spent hours gawking at her sleaky terminal trying to learn her language, `bash`.
Soon I flirted with others; Mint came but reminded me of my ex, Fedora had a different `yum`, BSD couldn't agree on my license, Debian was old schooled. Few months ago, I discovered grey hair on my head and decided to settle down. So I started looking for someone who was simple yet was elegant. Little did I know that I would stumble upon Arch Linux..